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Thursday, March 08, 2007

*Im Full of Bullshit* 10.16pm (BK Time)
and i mean literally... hahhaa.. my hands onli larhhs.. hahha.. cuz in the morn we went to collect bull's semen.. and u noe hw cruel it is! they insert a super big size rocket shape electrode into it's anus and switch on the power n electrocuted the poor cow! juz to stimulate it to ejaculate.. :( so ke lian lehhs.. it struggled like mad lohhs..
aniwaes i haven explain why im full of bull's shit.. cuz they needa insert the electrode into its anus so of cuz muz clear out all the shit frm the anus lo! then P'Dan looked @ me n say: One-way(tts hw all the Thais rmb my name), u wan to try?" then i nodded so enthusiastically.. wahhaa.. all my frens shunned away.. so i do lo! but of cuz i was gloved! hahhaa.. veri hard to insert in lo! got opposing force de! ahahhaa.. then muz insert til near the joint of my arm there lehhs! so deep! i scare i touch its stomach or smth lo! hahah.. budden tink nvr.. dig abit of shit out..
b4 tt when P'Jip was doing the bull din struggle.. but when i did it, it struggled larhhs! dunno my hand too big or wat.. make it painful.. Zzz.. then act i dun dare go in all the way.. then P'Dan pushed my hand in larhhs! oMg.. hahhaha. although abit errrr... budden its still once in a lifetime experience! hahaha hw mani get to actually feel the inside of the bull? hahahha
me stickin' my hand into a bull's bckside! look @ tt P'Dan.. Luffin away.. -_-

The electroJac being inserted! so BIGGGG! oUcH*

aniwaes this few days quite tiring.. needa wake up rather earli.. budden fun lorhhs.. juz nw also tried to extract semen frm the chicken.. budden me n doris nt successful.. onli Jasmin manage to make the chicken 'high' n extracted some.. wahahhaa.. better dun let her see.. lata she hit me again :x
then oso 2 days ago we oso extracted semen frm the same bull as todae.. and was madness larhhs.. we onli watched.. they clamp the bull in a vice like tingg lo.. then P'Dan was too late in closing the clamp so the bull ran out!!!! omG... me, jas n doris chiong lo! wahahha.. me n jas ran to the toilet.. doris ran the other way.. then P'Dan alone go grab the bull.. but kenna pulled.. wahhaha.. then aft tt they manage to subdue the bull n chase it back to the pent, then me n Jas were in the way.. so when the bull chiong towards us we ran to hide in the toilet again.. wahhahaha.. cuz the door too small the bull cant chiong in.. so safe.. wahhahaha

show u some pics!
us n the ostrich!


Baa baa black goat?

me TRYIN to extract cock's semen..


~ { Thursday, March 08, 2007 }
aiming for the sky above;